No offense

I was raking leaves and pine needles in the front yard when my rake snapped in half and gouged the middle finger of my left hand. I now have a huge band-aid wrapped around the digit and I am in permanent flipping the bird mode. I am not the best typist to begin with, but this has reduced me back to hunt and pecking. I may have to give up using a keyboard until this thing heals. I should probably call in sick next week.

With proofing and corrections, this entry took 10 freaking minutes to type. Ugh!