Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Things I Have Noticed:

Eating a cheeseburger by the pool in Bora Bora while listening to Jimmy Buffett sing "Cheeseburger in Paradise" makes me happy.

If you are a shitty driver, talking on your cellphone will only make you a shittier driver.

Oklahoma Sooner fans are unhappy people tonight.

The Lakers will be a really good team.....next year.

When in doubt, it is best to let me sleep.

No matter how long a vacation you take, it is always too short.