How to Make My Day, Twice!

Tell me I look thinner. That's what my doctor said this morning when she walked into the exam room. Then I heard it again from a co-worker in the elevator. Remarkedly, I was not naked either time. I appreciate the sentiment and have lost maybe 5 pounds, but I think the real reason for people noticing is that I shaved off my goatee. Oh well, I'll always take unsolicited compliments irregardless of reality.